Things I missed this November

I’ve been out of the loop for this month. A lot of things happened and I thought that I’m gonna die. I missed the Black Friday, Cyber Monday, and Halloween madness this month. I’m somewhere around the world, searching for myself, searching for my soul, and searching for my nemesis. Still, I don’t know if I found what I’m looking for but I’m definitely continue to search for the light of the day, and the moon of the night, and the darkness of the night sky, and the lightness of the day sky.

Everything has changed, but I still remain the same. I’m still alive and the year is almost ever. Anyway, I’m a mummy and I’m also a ninja. I’m immortal. I can’t die. Even if I’m dead, which is impossible, I’m still alive, because, I really can’t die.

I lived long enough, and I don’t wanna live this long. I’m looking for answers for the same questions over and over again. Living for millions of years in this planet makes my life boring.

I hope I’m gonna die… Soon. I hope this curse will stop. Soon.

So what am I doing now?

Right now, I’m doing nothing. Yes, I’m actually doing nothing. But technically, I’m doing something! Guess what? I’m writing this blog post! That’s a fact! I’m really doing something! To be honest, I’m multitasking now. I’m writing this nonsense blog post or senseless blog post, while watching a James Bond movie, starring Daniel Craig, entitled Quantum of Solace.

Not just that! I’m eating! Yep, I’m actually eating while typing this blog post. I use my right hand to type, then my left hand to pick some food in my plate using my fork.

I’m so stressed right now and I need to sleep. That’s all that I’m doing for today! I’ll update you again about what I’ll be doing tomorrow!

The Mummy Ninja is signing off… Woooosh!