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Yow Dude! Mummy Ninja is still alive!

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You thought I’m dead? I will never die! I’m the legendary Mummy Ninja and I will live as long as I want to, even if I don’t want to live, I’m still alive. I just had a slight vacation in Israel and Madrid. Due to the long runs of having hocks and ichi birwini, I like to talk nonsense. Nonsense sometimes make sense, but most of the time, it’s really nonsense.

Oh yeah. Oh boy. Oha oha oy! I just want to tell you guys that I’m still alive and running and breathing and blog hopping! Will post my latest adventures in this blog soon! Yep, very soon! So watch out for the Mummy Ninja adventures only at MummyNinja.com!

Things I missed this November

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I’ve been out of the loop for this month. A lot of things happened and I thought that I’m gonna die. I missed the Black Friday, Cyber Monday, and Halloween madness this month. I’m somewhere around the world, searching for myself, searching for my soul, and searching for my nemesis. Still, I don’t know if I found what I’m looking for but I’m definitely continue to search for the light of the day, and the moon of the night, and the darkness of the night sky, and the lightness of the day sky.

Everything has changed, but I still remain the same. I’m still alive and the year is almost ever. Anyway, I’m a mummy and I’m also a ninja. I’m immortal. I can’t die. Even if I’m dead, which is impossible, I’m still alive, because, I really can’t die.

I lived long enough, and I don’t wanna live this long. I’m looking for answers for the same questions over and over again. Living for millions of years in this planet makes my life boring.

I hope I’m gonna die… Soon. I hope this curse will stop. Soon.